Monday, November 4, 2013

Wax and Wane

I got a Brazilian wax this morning. It was my fifth one. It hurt as bad as the first one, even though they tell you it won't. I had a different technician than I usually do. I'm not sure why they're called technicians instead of groomers or something else a little less intimidating, but they are.

Anywhat, the technicians wear surgical masks and rubber gloves. The fact that they guard themselves so thoroughly when dealing with lady parts gives me a newfound respect for boys and the fact that they willingly go anywhere near there. Poor unfortunate souls.

You'll be happy to know that my bits are now glowing. You're welcome for the visual.








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    1. Finally ! Show us a few pics [of boy wonder]and tell ALL to 6 million McCurdy Supporters...I'm betting he is so cool that.....that..if he was any cooler he'd be FROZEN ! Kinda like me Jennette. You know SHEEP count me when they can't sleep!!

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  2. ermmm... as the internet meme goes... "pics or it never happened"... Just joking :)

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  3. TMI

    But lady parts are susceptible to contagion, so that is what the precautions are for.

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  4. That's was a bizarre, funny story to read first as I click on the link to this site. Can't wait to read more!

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    1. I read the first line and said this: "Am I in the wrong blog? Did I click the link the wrong way?"

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  5. Uhm.. well i didn't expect this kind of topic but at least its not boring. Im so excited that your starting a blog! I cant wait to read the rest as ive only got down to reading 1, but i hope you post blogs more frequent. Hahaha, this is another reason why i love you so much!

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  6. there ARE no visuals... which would be gross...

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  7. That sounds excruciatingly painful. Yikes. But I got a good laugh out of this!

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  8. Oh i have visuals alright :o lets just call them red hot lady peppers :p

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  9. ''brazilian'' wox, oh my god aksjdklsajdlkajsdka

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  10. AWWW... don't say this, please... this is too sexy!

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  11. Thank You for keeping the "Happiest Place On Earth" (Disneyland can't compete) landscaped. Can't imagine any Males (& probably many Females) that wouldn't love to visit!! Thank You for the Glowing Visuals!!!!

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  12. So I tried to man-scape before. I lather all nicely and start working the razor. Next thing you know, pink lather. I cut my teste. Yep. And does it bleed! Btw, styptic pencils do NOT work on the beanbag. Just bleeds and bleeds.

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  13. That sounds rather painful. I can't and don't even want to imagine how bad it actually hurts when you're experiencing it in real life. I agree with you, poor souls. Haha! I'm glad you started a blog. You have such talent in writing and I can't wait to read other posts of yours.

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  14. Ouch. But, it does save on time in the shower. Somehow I can't picture your angelic baby face as the recipient -- it's impossible to visualize for me. Try some aloe to soothe the nether-regions :)

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  15. Haha, thanks so much, Jeanette. I needed that image.... hey, would you read my blog, too? It'd make me happy. :) http://swirlingflame.blogspot.com/

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  16. I love my hair too much to go through that. Your visual is overpowered by my image of Steve Carell having his chest hair waxed.

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  17. I can't even imagine getting my lady bits waxed. My hubby can deal with a bush. :P

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  18. no entendi nada, ser porque no hablo español? tal vez sea eso, bueno aprecio que suban blog y que exprese lo que lleba por dentro, cuidence, jannet eres la mejor y la ma hermosa cuidate y sigue haciendo tu enorme trabajo que siempre haces suerte

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  19. ...To All Ladies.. I Love All Lady Bits..(No Bush!) (No Landing Strip) "Nuff Said!" ROTFL.. :P

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  20. Jennette McCurdy, my little Jenn, I ♥ U' *-------*

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  21. Cuban-style single hair on the head, eyebrows and eyelashes

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  22. me gustaria saber si alguna ves lees los comentarios de tus fans, es una pregunta que no tiene nada que ver con el blog, pero es una curiosidad mia y es facil de saber la respuesta

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    1. i thinks you'd have ask in English

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    2. I'm Bolivian and learned English alone, my English is terrible, that's why ask in Spanish

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    3. ah ok I also speak speak like you speak Spanish but I'm from Argentina ;) there are ways of speaking English with google translator tries with that

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  23. that must be painful that what women have to go and take the pain to see us nice , i'm glad you've started a blog here hopefully more about what is going to write to the blog

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  24. I so love a clean spanky... Thank you for that visual....

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  25. Rug or polished floor ,I don't care what ever makes the lady happy I'm up to the challenge

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  26. OUCH! I've had that painful experience as well.. but the results are well worth it! wait.. is this also the reason why you tweeted "sometimes I hate being such a girl" maybe OR maybe not..

    LOL thanks?

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  27. I waxed my legs once. Not painful at all, but then again, I didn't go all out. Not sure how I feel about a Brazilian, but everyone should groom.

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  28. I really liked your blog, Congratulations

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